1. You can’t face cleaning your stuff – the mud is part of you now

Glastonbury mud

2. You are still finding glitter everywhere

3. At about midnight you look for anything that resembles a giant fire breathing arachnid

4. You refuse to acknowledge anyone who wasn’t there, they don’t know you anymore


5. You lustfully stare at puddles

mud at glastonbury

6. Whenever you see a train you think of Block 9


7. You’ve seen every possible angle for selfies at the Glastonbury sign on Instagram. #Glastonbury

8. You wake up craving warm cider


9. You look for the cup of sawdust when you go to the loo

10. Your soul bleeds a little when you cut that wristband off

Glastonbury festival wristband

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